Noah Could Never

Noah’s back - and more bananas than ever!


Noah and Harry have gone from friends to boyfriends, but is Noah ready for the difference? It doesn’t help that a group of French exchange students have descended on Little Fobbing - including sexy Pierre Victoire, who appears to have his eye on Harry. Meanwhile, Noah’s paired up with a girl, who, outrageously, is not even French!

But that’s not all: Noah’s being followed! By mysterious strangers in a black car! Is it because:

  1. Noah’s dad and secret half-brother have stolen Gran’s fake diamonds?

  2. His PE teacher is getting suspicious cash infusions from Russia?

  3. A drag queen is hiding out at Noah’s house after a bare-knuckled drag feud?

  4. Noah’s made questionable life choices involving protein powder?

  5. Or ALL of the above?!


Refreshingly positive... sure to leave you with a smile on your face. *****
— OK! Magazine
Young Adult fiction just became seriously fun!
— Attitude Magazine
Hands down my favourite book of 2018.
— Queen of Teen Fiction