Noah Could Never
Noah’s back - and more bananas than ever!
Noah and Harry have gone from friends to boyfriends, but is Noah ready for the difference? It doesn’t help that a group of French exchange students have descended on Little Fobbing - including sexy Pierre Victoire, who appears to have his eye on Harry. Meanwhile, Noah’s paired up with a girl, who, outrageously, is not even French!
But that’s not all: Noah’s being followed! By mysterious strangers in a black car! Is it because:
Noah’s dad and secret half-brother have stolen Gran’s fake diamonds?
His PE teacher is getting suspicious cash infusions from Russia?
A drag queen is hiding out at Noah’s house after a bare-knuckled drag feud?
Noah’s made questionable life choices involving protein powder?
Or ALL of the above?!